Jesus is watching you

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house and started to fill his bag but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: “Jesus is watching you!”

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. “Jesus is watching you,” the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a parrot sitting on a shelf. He asked the parrot: “Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?”

“Yes”, said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: “What’s your name?”

“Moses,” said the bird.

“That’s a dumb name for a parrot,” sneered the burglar. “What idiot named you Moses?”

The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.”

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Reverend Fun is definitely known for being irreverent. Never the less i’m sure you can find a few biblical procedures that confuse you more than roasting a marshmallow. Exodus 3

Who doesn’t love a good crossover. Expanded universes are the big thing right now and why not get the bible in on it. Genesis 7:17 , Exodus 14

Life for an angel must be rough. Yeah they have a job to do but everyone needs a break once and a while. Daniel 3:26

On the other hand this guy seems a little over prepared. I wonder if all angels perform their duties the same or are some better than others… Psalm 103:20

Speaking of spiritual warfare this guy is calling for backup. Philippians 4:6

God’s creation has always been a way to commune with God. Sometimes it is hard to understand how others don’t see it. Romans 1:20

That would be a wake up call. Maybe the God of all creation deserves more than to have his name used as an expletive. Exodus 20:7

Some people can’t take a gift, a compliment or a hint. Matthew 7:6

The hardest part of being a pastor has to be under-qualified people offering unsolicited help. Psalm 100:1

God’s ways our not our ways. Sometimes surrender to the situation is all we have. Genesis 7:2-3

Gregory Eugene

The founder of Divorce The World, Gregory has been writing for Divorce The World since the turn of the millennium.